Now, then, Kuromine-kun,
here's a question for you.
What's the thing touching your back right now?
Shishido-san, me next!
Give me a question next!
You're way too desperate, Shimada.
Naughty behavior with the transfer student!
Eromine Asahi's nosebleeds are still in top form!
I got some good material again today!
The transfer student and Kuromine Asahi...
How dare you tarnish the sanctity of
a place of learning with such indecency?!
Class Rep! N-No, this isn't...
"This isn't" what?
When it was me...
A-Are you okay, Class Rep?
Sorry.
I couldn't hold you up.
You didn't even get a nosebleed!
Anyway!
So long as I live,
I will not allow such behavior!
I'm a pervert.
It'll take more than that to stop me.
Well? You know what this is, don't you?
This soft, bouncy thing...
Damn you, Shishido Shiho!
I told you to stop!
No fair hogging all the fun, Asahi!
You'll end up anemic at this rate.
He'll be in mortal danger if he loses another liter.
I'll take your obituary photo for you, Asahi.
S-Stop it!
Me next, please!
I want something even better!
I was just getting started, too.
I thought I was going to die.
I'm glad Shiragami didn't see that.
Shiragami!
What's up, Kuromine-kun?
Your nose is kind of red.
Oh, well, some stuff happened...
Stuff?
Shiho-san gave me a hard time.
Really, though...
A vampire, an alien, and a wolf man.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised
if there's something even weirder at this school.
I-I think...
I just found someone I could tell was weird at first sight!
Let's Get Sexy!
H-Horns?
Is she a devil or demon or something?
Sh-Shiragami, that girl...
Y-Yeah.
She's adorable!
She's so tiny.
That's not what I meant.
I know, I know.
The horns, right?
I wonder what she is.
I guess those horns might not be real.
Maybe they're props.
Look out!
Sorry! Are you okay?
Jeez, be careful.
Thank goodness.
Anyway...
I don't remember a girl like her being at this school.
It seems like
there are an awful lot of crows gathering around her...
Is she actually
a non-human something?
Excuse me...
Is it okay if I pet your head?
What?
Shiragami-san?!
Nice to meet you.
My name is Koumoto Akane.
Oh, Akane-chan, huh?
Koumoto?
You mean Koumoto, as in...
Huh? Are you related to Koumoto-sensei?
Yes, I am.
Her sister, maybe?
But does Sensei really have a horned relative?
But then again, they might not be real horns.
They look totally real, though, to be honest.
Kuromine-san.
I know what you're thinking right now.
Huh?
Everyone asks me when they first meet me.
No, I...
Everyone asks me...
if I'm really in high school.
No, you do look young,
but that's beside the point!
S-Sorry, Akane-chan.
I treated you like a kid.
It's okay.
I don't dislike having my head petted.
No, you guys! There's something else going on here!
What, you can't see it because it's right under your nose?
There's one other thing people ask me a lot.
Yeah, that's probably it!
"How do you not gain weight eating all that candy?"
Never mind your mini-boasts!
You're pretty wound-up today, Kuromine-kun.
Wh-What is this?
I get the feeling she's dodging me.
Maybe she's like Shiragami, and she'll be expelled or something
if her secret gets out?
Oh, Kuromine-san, could it be...
My horns?
Ah, no... I mean...
Wh-What's going on?
The air about her just changed.
Is she actually...
Oh, come on.
These are just fashion accessories.
What's wrong?
Did you think these horns were real or something?
N-No, of course not!
Yeah, no way!
Right?
That'd be impossible.
Well, excuse me.
I'll be going now.
O-Oh, okay.
See you...
Kuromine-kun?
H-Her tail...
It's gone!
She doesn't have a tail, Shiragami!
Yeah, most people don't.
No, I mean...
Looks like I found some new entertainment.
They're so fun to mess with.
What the hell are you doing just standing there?
What are you doing wandering around here?
Koumoto-sensei?
I-I'm not!
I was just taking a walk around the school!
Oh?
And you're messing with my students while you take your walk?
Oh, that's right. Akane-chan is Sensei's sister, after all.
No! I wasn't doing anything weird to them!
Oh?
She doesn't talk to her like a sister, though.
H-Hey, wait! Wait!
What did I tell you?
The next time you do something...
Let go! Don't hold me by my horns!
What if they come off?!
You take them off yourself all the time!
I've told you, I just make it look that way!
It's an illusion! An illusion!
An illusion?
Oh? You're showing my students illusions, are you?
Don't criticize me!
It's my job as a devil to play tricks on humans!
A devil?!
Shut up! Think about how I feel for once!
To see my great-great-grandmother dressed like that!
Great-great-grandmother?!
Come on, we're going. Ahh, now I feel better!
Do something sexy to me, too!
If my secret is out, I suppose I must tell you.
Indeed.
Actually, I am
a devil that has lived throughout many millenia.
And I am
Koumoto Akari's great-great-grandmother,
as well as you little brats' principal!
Too humbled to speak, you little brats?
N-No...
You do have horns,
and knowing this school, your being a devil
isn't all that surprising.
Akane-chan,
if you want to play principal, could you do it somewhere else?
How nice it is to be young.
So fearless.
However...
You should watch what you say to your elders,
you snotty-nosed vampire!
What?
Warning! Warning!
Anomalous fluctuations detected.
Activating search mode.
Bearing: 030.
Distance: 1200.
Threat level: Level 3.
Recommending Alert Type 2.
Bearing 030?
It's coming from the school.
Activating anti-gravity control systems.
Aizawa Nagisa of Earth Infiltration Operation Platoon 08
is setting out to investigate the signal source.
She knows Shiragami's secret, that she's a vampire!
You really are a leaky basket, Kuromine Asahi.
I can sense your panic as if I were holding it in my hand, brat.
Here, now, Akane-chan!
Keep talking to him like that, and you won't get any snacks.
H-Hey! Stop being mean!
K-Koumoto-sensei...
What, Kuromine?
You knew?
And the principal, too?
About Shiragami's secret?
She just called her a vampire.
Well, yeah.
She had to fill out forms and stuff, after all.
I wasn't going to say anything if it didn't come up like this, but...
I-I never knew.
By the way, I'm just a descendant of devils.
Apparently there isn't much devil blood in me.
You ought to thank me, brat.
You, the alien, the wolf man...
I was the one who let all of you into this school.
Really?
I'm a grown-up, after all.
And I'm a great principal, at that!
Akane-chan.
What, you little brat?
All right, I get it. You're a grown-up.
You're a principal.
Now, go outside and play.
You don't get it at all!
Akari, say something!
Well, can you blame them?
Who would believe some shrimp saying
she's thousands of years old and that she's the principal?
Sh-Shrimp?
Warning.
Demonization signal detected ahead at ten o'clock.
What?
Let me show you my greatness,
you little brat.
I'll be subtracting the repair costs from your paycheck.
S-Sorry, Akane-chan.
That was immature of me.
Quit treating me like a kid, you stinky brat!
Now, don't call me that.
You might not be old enough to understand,
but I'm going for
the cool beauty type.
What are you talking about?
You're more of a "cool beauty (lol)" type.
If that's what you think,
maybe I'll just have to teach you
which one of us is more grown-up.
Very well.
How about we duel in adult seductiveness?
The sexier one wins.
A sexiness battle, huh?
Very well.
I'll use my powers
as principal to prepare a grand stage!
Wh-What?
What the hell?!
Now, it's time for the spontaneous sexiness battle of of the century.
I'm your host, Shishido Shiho the pervert.
Shiho-san, you too?
How is the winner going to be decided here, anyway?
Well, of course...
By the nosebleeds that gush from you,
Eromine Asahi, when we smother you with our sexiness.
The one who can make you bleed more is the winner.
Eromine-kun's nosebleeds?!
What?!
Got it?
Then let us now
begin the sexiness battle.
Sexiness Battle
Hold on!
Why is it written in blood?!
All right,
let's start with...
Youko.
But I get to see Shiragami being sexy...
Check it!
Hey! What the heck, Kuromine-kun?
You aren't bleeding at all!
Okay, okay.
Next up is the principal.
Yes, yes, very sexy.
What kind of reaction is that?!
Oh, fine.
I'll show you
what a true pervert can do.
Why?!
You should at least try
wearing a swimsuit if you want to be sexy.
A s-swimsuit?
I'd be embarrassed to do that in front of Kuromine-kun.
You're going to run away just because of that, cool beauty?
That's that, then.
You lose by default.
I win without even trying.
I'm the more grown-up one.
I-I'm not giving up!
Swimsuit Battle
Sh-Shiragami in a swimsuit!
How's this?!
Weak!
Koumoto
Take this!
R-Right.
I didn't want to see my great-great-grandmother like this.
Bastard!
I'm not gonna lose!
Dance-off
Cosplay Battle
'Nana, 'nana! 'Nana, 'nana!
Meow.
N-Not bad.
Same to you.
P-Please stop.
If it's come to this...
Behold my secret weapon!
The power of a millenia-old devil
bent on ensnaring humanity!
Pervert power!
That's obviously cheating!
Perhaps it's about time
we finished this?
Well, I'm satisfied.
Okay, good luck with the rest, you two.
D-Damn you. I'm not done yet!
I-I won't lose!
The next contest is this!
I believe a grown-up shouldn't show any distress when
they eat cream puffs with awful things inside them.
Even if
it's these Russian cream puffs
made with Akemi-san's help.
R-Russian cream puffs?!
They're done.
The most powerful, most terrible Russian cream puffs.
What the hell have you done, Mikan?!
The one who can keep a straight face eating these wins. How's that?
No, no, Russian or not,
I'm pretty sure all of those are bad!
I'm not eating that!
Well, that's that, then.
What?
You lose by default.
I win without even trying.
I'm the more grown-up one.
Very well.
It's a grown-up's duty to put up with a reckless child.
It's a grown-up's duty to lovingly give lessons in reality.
Distance: 30, 20...
Demonization signal amplitude increasing.
It's getting even stronger?
What could possibly lie ahead?
U-Um, Koumoto-sensei...
What is it, Kuromine?
How old is the principal, anyway?
All I know is
she's looked the same since I was a kid.
So it's really true.
But that aside, Kuromine...
I heard you're keeping Shiragami's secret for her.
H-How did you...
The principal told me.
She's clairvoyant or something.
She knows more or less everything that goes on in the school.
A-Anything goes, huh?
It's not over yet!
Anyway, Kuromine,
keep Shiragami's secret safe.
Even if it's 100% ulterior motives.
I don't want my students quitting school, after all.
I-It's not all ulterior motives.
I think.
I'm more grown-up!
No, I am!
The gym?
This is the epicenter?
Demonization signal increasing rapidly.
Just what is going on?
Wha...
Oh, no!
Heat wave and blast incoming.
No!
Warning! Warning!
Hull damage at 80%. Craft at risk of crashing.
I can't believe the gym just exploded.
What a terrifying planet Earth is!
I'm sure it'll be rough taking care of them,
but let's both do our best, Kuromine.
Right, Koumoto-sensei.
Koumoto Akane's Say-Ten-Times Quiz of the Devil!!
Say-Ten-Times Quiz of the Devil!
Say "single" ten times fast.
Single, single, single, single, single, single, single, single, single, single.
Akari, he's calling you.
Who are you calling a lonely old spinster?!
She summoned Koumoto-sensei the spinster
by having him say "single" over and over?
Is this the true work of the devil?
You're not allowed to call me a spinster!
Your youth is your undoing.
In battle, you must always think two to three steps ahead—
This is your doing!
Next Episode: "Let's Save the World!"